Life is Messy Bootcamp®

Life is Messy Bootcamp®

$97.00

THE COMPLETE PLANNING SYSTEM FOR CREATIVES AND INNOVATORS

BEING A GIRL BOSS IS AWESOME, SPECIALLY THE WORKING FROM HOME IN YOUR STRETCHY PANTS PART.

The thing is, somewhere along the ride, stuff gets in the way. It starts getting harder. It stops being fun. You start comparing yourself to strangers on the internet. All the sudden, it feels like all your colleagues are having money fights on their yachts, while you’re struggling to scrape by. And you find yourself asking if your dreams are even worth the hassle.

If I had to guess, I’d bet you’re over there juggling 600 things at a time + house looks like you lost at a game of Jumanji + head is sore from overthinking + your favorite stretchy pants have a hole in the butt area.

Feeling like a hot mess? You’ve come to the right place.

  • Maybe you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the incompletes in your checklist.
  • Maybe you’re freaking out because the rent is due, and so is that other bill you’ve got.
  • Maybe you’re looking for a smarter way to get where you want to go.
  • Maybe you’ve hit a plateau and feel stuck.
  • Or maaaybe you simply need of a friend who gets it cause they've been there and done that.

If so, I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE to be your Captain Messy Pajama Pants and get you out of that hole you’re in. We’re gonna transform all those hiccups into a success story. And we’re gonna have fun doing it!

 

 

WHAT IS THIS EXACTLY?

Life is Messy Bootcamp® is a “let’s get our sh*t together” kinda training playground, but really more like a slumber planning party for girl bosses.

Let’s cut through all those hype-y fantasies around being your own CEO, like working 4-hour weeks while dipping your feet in warm sand and making one million dollars on your next launch. Instead, let’s unlearn how to be Miss Perfect so we can embrace our gifts of imperfection + perceived flaws + weird quirks to design a life we love + make an impact + build a profitable creative empire - that’s the jist of it.


 

MY GOAL IS QUITE SIMPLE. I WANT TO HELP YOU:

01.

Clarify the journey ahead + stay focused. In other words, windshield-whip the shiny objects + negative brain chatters + haters that obstruct your vision to the top of your North Star. Do I hear a Hallelujah?

02.

Centralize everything in one place. Let me say that again ladies: ONE PLACE to store to-dos + tasks + appointments + notes + doodles + journal entries + goals… you name it, there’s a place for it. Keep it all together. No more hunting down Post-Its like a crazy person.

03.

Turn “I should do that” into superstar habits you can actually stick to + automate + make you happy. Heroic 007 stunts are great for Bond, James Bond, but in real life it’s all about the tiny day-to-day calls that pay off big time.

04.

Declutter your mind + declutter your world, so you can spend less time looking for sh*t + more time doing work that matters.

05.

Checkmark your bucket list, minus the overwhelmed + mental constipation + insomnia typically associated with military-like productivity systems. Yuck!

06.

Fatten your piggy bank so money can finally stop being a crap excuse as to why you can’t live more or pursue your passion projects in your Buzz Lightyear jammies with a sense of worthiness.

07.

Laugh more, because what’s the point of alphabetizing your entire spice cabinet if you’re a Grumpy Grinch?

WHATS INSIDE

The Life is Messy Bootcamp® core curriculum is overly simple, on purpose. It’s been thoughtfully curated to teach you how to plan your best life ever without pulling your hair out. Each lesson comes with an assignment + fun sheet to bring it all home.

LOGISTICS

STAGED ONLINE

Beat mess on the go. Life is Messy Bootcamp® is fully staged online, allowing you to access the material anytime, anywhere, 24/7. It’s as easy as entering your unique username + password.

FULLY DIGITAL

No physical product is sent. Everything you need is on the internet, so you can be sitting at your kitchen counter, in your undies, eating a bowl of Captain Crunch while learning. Not gonna judge.

SELF-PACED

Rip through it all or take your time. The choice is yours. There are no drips + no delays + no scheduling constraints + no “I’m running behind” crap in Life is Messy Bootcamp®. You pick the rhythm that feels best for your natural flow.

IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE

No waiting for lessons to unlock. No waiting for anyone to deem you worthy of redeeming your bonuses. The entire training program is up for grabs the moment you complete your registration.

ANY BROWSER

Watch + listen + learn
from any modern browser.

HAND-HOLDING

This is not one of those courses you grab n’ go, and you’re on your own. I’ve built in several components into the program to make myself available regularly. You are not alone. I am really really here.

FAQ

WHO IS THIS COURSE RIGHT FOR?

The girl boss with more ideas in her head then she could ever fit inside a Moleskin. The magic maker who doesn’t want to be a slave to a to-do list. The messy artist who often lacks the confidence to show the world what she created. The game shaker who can’t pick just one passion project to work on. The world shifter who is trying so hard to do something grand, but stuff always gets in the way. Is that you Pinky? Need a hand with the gremlins?

WHO IS IT NOT FOR?

Lawyers (sorry Mom) + sailors + people who blame the economy for everything + supervillains + parents of supervillains + boys + bankers + most certainly not for people who don’t like Harry Potter. Nothing personal. Really.

WILL THERE BE A CHANCE TO ASK
QUESTIONS + GET FEEDBACK?

Absolutely. If you need support, you can (and should) raise your hand to ask questions during our live monthly Messy Hours. And our help desk is always just an e-mail away.

WILL THE INSTRUCTOR PROVIDE
ONE-ON-ONE REVIEWS?

While the DNA of this program is not set up as a 1-on-1 jam, I will be actively answering questions + providing feedback + sharing personal anecdotes that I couldn’t possibly spill in public, during our Messy Hours. The rise together as a family.

WHAT DO I NEED?

There are no pre-requirements to take this course or obligatory assignments. All you need is YOU + your willingness to expand beyond your comfort zone + a good Internet signal. A printer + notepad + pen are optional.

ANY CHANCES YOU WILL MAKE THIS COURSE IN SPANISH, POR FAVOR?

It would be cool, but it’s not on the top of my to-do list right now.

BUT WHAT IF I’M ON VACATION/ GETTING MARRIED/ HAVING A BABY/ MOVING TO ANOTHER HOUSE/ BUSIER THAN SANTA CLAUS?

I’ve intentionally staged this program online so you can access it any time + learn at your own pace. No one is chasing no one to get to the finish line in record time. As a matter of fact, taking snack breaks + napping in between lessons is encouraged + rewarded with virtual hugs.

DO I NEED A BUSINESS TO JOIN?

This course can help anyone who’s messy get organized, but the material was created with creative entrepreneurs in mind and assumes that you have a business or aspire to have one. If you feel called to be your own boss + are willing to work extra hard to get your biz up and running, then come on board!

WHAT IF I’M NOT SATISFIED WITH THE COURSE?

If you’ve done the work and honestly feel you didn’t get value from the experience, submit your completed exercises + fun sheets within 30 days of purchase, we’ll promptly issue a refund.

I CAN’T AFFORD IT.

This is a career investment... heck a life investment that will not only save you time + spare you dead ends but will make you money. How much is that worth to you? Erase “I can’t afford it” from your vocabulary. Swap it for “it’s just not a priority” and set yourself free.

I HAVE A QUESTION. WHO DO I
CONTACT?

Me. Put my service to the test Mademoiselle. Send your question to helpdesk@mayicarles.com and I’ll get back to you quicker than Speedy Gonzalez.

 

THE LIFE IS MESSY PHILOSOPHY

Life is Messy is...

+ An attitude. The difference between an ordeal + an epic voyage.

+ An invitation to reset your intention + find your purpose + trust the mess + leave your mark, so everyone will know you were here.

+ A lighthouse when dream-chasing gets foggy.

+ An opportunity to unleash your unique gifts + give your life more meaning + transcend beyond success, into significance.

+ A structured roadmap to take your brilliant ideas from lightbulb to done while still honoring your most valued forms of currency – freedom + happiness.

+ A source of support + accountability to keep you honest and focused + develop effective strategies to move through barriers and cultivate resilience.

+ A practical manual to turn your multiple curiosities into a healthy money-making business.

+ How I personally captain my destiny + make room for my big ideas + build my legacy.ç

Life is messy is not a curse. You are not doomed.

Life is messy aint a solution either. You are not broken.

I believe life is messy. I really do.

That is why, unlike other planning systems out there that solely rely on willpower + hustle, Life is Messy Bootcamp® isn’t raising an army of Robocop-woman, it’s a movement of the flawed and fabulous.

Mess is in our DNA

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